falcuntpunch:

datkarkatass:

thepattywagon:

st0rkcharmer:

kimscareerisdead:

its starting

Damn

excuse me did you say florida

welp i’m out

fuckfuckfuck

this is the day my childhood ended

sarlacc:

droogywoog:

suffren:

gerrisdrinkwater:

eridan-ampwwhora:

ibrakeforunicorns:

thelaughingstache:

danielmcbatman:

bedheadreams:

Just a little reminder in case you non-vegans forget that what you’re eating is a chicken’s menstruation cycle. So glad I’m not guzzling down anyone’s period anymore.

OMG YOU MEAN EGGS DON’T COME FROM MAGIC?!! THANK YOU SUPERVEGAN! 

just had eggs god they were delish

man i love eggs

im sorry i just find pretentious vegans to be really hilarious

mmm delicious chicken periods

ok

its a fucking egg cell

do you know what else has the same purpose as egg cells?

seeds

do you know what holds seeds?

fruit.

enjoy eating your plant uterus, OP

sorry i couldn’t hear you over my delicious sizzling chicken periods

I had four chicken periods today!

startari0tinme:

daangmel:

what in the actual fuck is air right now omfg

i-o-u-a-fall:

chroniclesofpanem:

tunadeluna:

ninejuanjuan:

bromofasho:

nigga-chan:

nicoosuxx:

Remember when they were going to censor the internet?

Remember when people cared about Kony?

Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?

Remember when everyone played Temple Run?

Remember the Alamo?

Remember the Titans?

remember who you are

(x)